Assignments completed: 53



I had today off, like I have most days off at the moment, and made my
way into town by around 3pm. I made my way to the costume shop
mentioned in the execution section and purchased a mask. The shop
attendants were curious, as they'd had at least three people buy masks
earlier today, but I resisted the temptation to explain what was going
on. I still don't really know myself.

It soon became apparent that wearing the mask with glasses wasn't
going to happen - they weren't going to fit over the mask, and under
the mask wasn't ever going to be an option. The challenge then was to
get my hands on some hopefully cheap or complimentary contact lenses
from one of the optometrists in town. A $120 (bulk billed!) eye exam
later and I had them! Thankyou Neurocam ;-)

(1900h-2000h) At the tramstop waiting to head back into town ... I
experienced a certain deja-vu from last Halloween when I wore a much
larger mask to a friend's party - getting there was the hard part. I
was feeling very self-conscious - that to look at anyone while I had
the mask on was to invite confrontation or even violence. The mask was
pushing my well-worn paranoia buttons, make no mistake! I needed to
relax, and managed to calm down a bit. After all, in the minds of
onlookers, I could just be on my way to a party, and a nerd party at
that!
On another level, I was enjoying the sensation of air being drawn
across my eyes by breathing with the mask on - I hadn't worn contact
lenses in years.

I disembarked at the Vic Market stop and made my way down Victoria
Street - I wasn't sure how far down Prudence was, and wondered if I
was going to have to walk right down past (or towards) Spencer St. I
ended up getting there a bit early, mask on, ready for action.

(1950h-2050h) I introduced myself to the two operatives who were just
finishing setting up -- their names elude me now. Roger was the next
player to arrive and we got down to our first match. He was pleasant
to talk to, and mentioned an experience hitch-hiking back from the
Arapelies (an internationally renown rock-climbing location) where the
driver was falling asleep at the wheel. Roger changed drivers at the
first available rest area! He beat me fairly quickly, I resigned. He
had introduced his Queen down my left side of the board, and ran amok
with her.

I chatted for a while with Said and Jo, who were pleasant to talk to
and seemed like they might be a couple.

My next game was with Fleagle! I was surprised at the coincidence, I'd
used the names Flea and Fleagle on BBSes in years past. We started
playing at around 5 to 9.

(2050h - 2200h) Fleagle, female, blonde, and was chatty and upbeat,
even at having lost two games prior to ours. She was a PhD student
studying ... agriculture ... and is about to start 'her' experiment
tomorrow. I got the impression she was taking part in Neurocam this
evening to 'unwind' a little, as opposed to myself - I was doing it to
feel busy. I'm on the dole at the moment and don't feel like I'm
amounting to much, but I'm trying to get back in the saddle. But I
digress. Fleagle mentioned, halfway through the game, that she had
tried to use the Queen's Gambit on me, which I had then blocked; she
was kind enough to explain this 'mate in four moves' to me after our
game, as I didn't know what it was. I mean, I'd heard of it before, I
knew it had something to do with Chess, I just didn't know the
details.

Behind us, past a table that had an ornate set of chess pieces, two
operatives played a game of table-top soccer, or Foosball, which
Fleagle told me was another name for it. I wondered if it was annoying
the players at the table, but they didn't seem to mind.

With only ten minutes left on the clock I accepted Fex's challenge to
a game of 'speed chess', which I won on points - his queen, a bishop
and a knight beat him taking two pawns and one knight. He had a
digital camera, and I asked him for a copy of a photo he took of me -
I gave him my email address.

Towards the end of the evening, one of the event co-ordinators was
taping operatives talking into the camera, getting them to say a few
words 'to Charlie' ... Who's Charlie? Can we ask questions?

Everyone seemed to be splitting at ten PM - so I went with the flow
and headed out. Shit, it was part of the instructions! Being a bit of
an eager beaver, and as a consequence of not having much in the way of
internet access at home, I've ducked in to an internet cafe on
Victoria street to file this report. Hope you like it.

(It occurred to me that the only way to actually record transcripts of
all conversations would be to wear a wire -- I don't think I'm quite
ready for that just yet. But I do know a place that sells them, and I
have heard of hacks for ipods ...)

The painting was the Seven Dwarves, by John Wayne Gracy.

Thanks for a fun night. I don't think I'll wear the mask home on the
tram though, as fun as it's been!



Arrived at venue 8.20 PM. Ordered red wine and proceeded to first floor. Played the following operatives:

1. Shemjaza - I played white and won - fool's mate with a queens bishop variation - mentioned I was going to Bali in May; told me he was bought up in Jakarta.

2. Reanimator - advised me that he played quite a lot and was a good player. I played white and lost.

3. Roger - I played white and won. Good game. Could have gone either way until I took his queen. Lots of broken pieces which made it hard to know which piece was which.

4. Annie - I played white and won (fool's mate) - Annie said she didn't play chess.

5. Jackson Pollock - I played black and won - he took my queen early in the game but by 10 PM I was 2 rooks and a bishop to his one rook and a bishop. Both of us agreed it was my game.

I believe the painting was done by the serial killer John wayne Gacy.


The painting of the 7 dwarfs done by JW Gacey is the painting you are after. He was a serial killer who often painted clowns and dressed up as them, the paintings he did are almost childrens paintings.....considering he killed children for pleasure.

My first game was against Alex, he conceded 3 times and only on the 3rd time did i accept, i won in about 40 minutes. We talked briefly about how he used to go to school in the area, and now adays quite regularly visited this bar and other ones near by as his best mate lived just round the corner.

My second game was against fleagle, which i won via checkmate within 4 minutes, we talked briefly about how uncomfortable the masks were since they were made out of non breathable plastic, and the condensation from your nose just stayed inside it.

My third game was against Kas, we used the ceramic chess board which had pieces with their heads missing, after setting up a nice offensive, i went to take his queen, only to be told by him that that was illegal as the piece that i thought was my queen was actually my bishop, i did this again later in the game trying to use a pawn(which i thought was a rook) to take his piece, before doing it again with my other bishop, all in all the headless pieces were very confusing as their bodies all looked identicle. Thus after my many mistakes over which pieces were which i lost in about 45 min.So our talk was mostly about how annoying the headless pieces were to differentiate between. WE also talked briefly towards the end about how we couldnt wait to take the masks off, and how lucky we were that it wasnt a stinking hot day.



REPORT
Completion of NEUROCAM ASSIGNMENT ? NTC ? 5781/01

At 8:05 on Wednesday the 6th of March I entered the premises at 368 Victoria Street.

I purchased a drink and entered the upstairs area, after retrieving a replacement Neurocam ID badge.

I immediately entered into a game of Chess with Operative Benjamin.

Game 1
Opponent - Operative Benjamin
Started - 8:07 pm
Finished - 8:55 pm

Details of conversation : Conversation was kept to a bare minimum, with only a few comments relevant to the game in play.

Finishing status - Checkmate
Victor - Operative Tosh

After this, I had a short break while waiting for a player to become free.

Game 2
Opponent - Operative American Guy
Started - 9:08 pm
Finished - 9:55 pm

Details of conversation : Once again, conversation was limited and only referred to the game in question and at one point the music that was being played.

Finishing status - Checkmate
Victor - Operative Tosh

With only five minutes remaining I entered a speed game with Operative C.

Game 3
Opponent - Operative C
Started - 9:55 pm
Finished - 10:00 pm

Details of conversation : Due to the rapid nature of this game conversation was only about the game in play.

Finishing status - Checkmate
Victor - Operative Tosh

Summary

Games Played 3
Games Won 3

The artwork in question is a painting of the seven dwarfs by American serial killer John Wayne Gacy, who was executed in 1994 after being found guilty in 1980 of murdering 33 people. The seven dwarfs were a popular artistic theme for Gacy.

Please contact me if any further information is required.

Best regards,

Operative Tosh






Field Report:

Arrived at venue, purchased a drink and headed up
stairs. Put on face mask as I made it to the top.

I was met by Operative C. Greeted and said my name.
Told me to wait, as there were NO free tables and all
games were in process.

Sat and waited. Operative C came over and asked a few
questions. Basic light conversation. Made a comment to
the camera.

At approximately 9:57pm, a table became vacant. I sat
down with a person by the name of "Kaios".

We made about 4 moves each, before we ended the game,
due to time restrictions. No one had any advantage at
this stage of the game.

I noticed a painting by an artist named WC Cacy or
Gacy. Couldn't work out the spelling. The picture
looked like a scene out of Snow White and the Seven
Dwarfs.

Made my way out.

Regards,

J R

END OF REPORT



Report on Neurocam Assignment NTC–5781/01 by Operative Pulat

I arrived at the venue at 8pm with Operatives Mishmash, Xade, Jojo, and a fourth operative whose name I didn't discover, all of whom I'd encountered outside. We bought drinks and went upstairs as directed.

No boards were available, so I went to what I referred to as the "waiting area". Another operative sitting at a table joked it was the "waiting room for hell". He introduced himself as "Operative C", asked me how my day had been. I told him it had been okay, mentioned I'd been revising my chess skills. He said he'd "found a new girl", which had been great but that it had been interfering with his sleep patterns.

I talked a bit to Operative Jo, also waiting for a board, who I knew from the Bolte Bridge assignment and from her blog. I asked her about her blog template, which seemed to have been simplified; she was surprised, didn't know anything about it. "Maybe Bran's done something to it," she said, referring to the template's designer.

Mish Mash challenged me to a game.

He mentioned that he'd read an old diary of mine I'd put online; arising from this we had a bit of exchange about the differences between occultism and conventional religion.

Whilst playing we were filmed several times by a roving camera operator who at one point took a phone call which we both overheard, explaining that he was "at this Neurocam thing... oh it's quite the story, mate.. it goes back, like, a year.. Graham got me into it.." Mish Mash & I speculated without conclusion on whether this was a reference to Graham Henstock.

I evenually won.

Whilst waiting for another board to become available, I took a call from my sister, who told me she was getting married. After I hung up an operative sitting nearby struck up a conversation with a joke about how difficult it is to explain Neurocam-related activities to people. Being a bit shellshocked by the news, I told him about my sister's engagement. "Surreality heaped on surreality". He asked who I was; I gave him my operative name. He asked if I was active online, did I have a blog etc. I told him I was known as Teigan online. He introduced himself as Tript. I expressed recognition; "The infamous Tript!" He said he liked my blog. I talked about how I had started a more personal one, and was hoping to leverage interest in Neurocam to attract more readers, but was kind of sabotaging this by continuing to maintain my old Neurocam-only blog as well. He said he liked to "mix it up" on his; I replied that I wished I'd done that on mine from the start.

I asked if he (or anyone) knew anything about the painting we were required to identify. Humorously making a show of subtlety - looking around for the camera etc - Tript indicated the painting of the seven dwarves, signed "J.W. Gacy" - I inferred that this was John Wayne Gacy, the serial killer. Tript made remarks suggesting that he'd secured the painting himself, and that its owner was very protective of it. I wondered aloud whether Gacy was the serial killer who'd famously painted pictures of sad clowns. I recalled seeing documentary footage in which the families of his victims had held a ritual burning of his clown paintings when he was executed. He said he didn't know about that. We discussed the merits of the painting. He said, somewhat facetiously, that he thought it was pretty good. "Still," I replied, "you can see why he's better known as a serial killer." He noted that it had been painted whilst Gacy was on death row, "so he didn't have much time to work on it".

I approached Operative Reanimator, who had just beaten someone, and challenged him to a game. We exchanged names and started to play. He asked me if I played much. I said no, and returned the enquiry. He said he did. I was aware that he'd played a number of games already, and I asked him if he'd lost yet. He said he hadn't. "This shouldn't take long," I replied. It didn't; he beat me easily.

Shortly after that I challenged Operative Jo. Whilst we were playing the camera operator came around again. We were invited to record a "message to Charlie". I thanked him for inviting me "eventually". 10pm arrived before the game was complete. We were even in terms of material; we consulted Reanimator about who was in the advantageous position. After thinking about it for a while he decided Jojo was.

Summary -
Games won: 1
Games lost: 1
Games not completed: 1
The painting was by John Wayne Gacy.



Dear Mr Hastings,

I have attended and completed Neurocam assignment NTC 5781/01. Following is a brief timeline of events.

6:00pm
? Left house and made my way to the train station. There I caught my train in to the city.

7:15pm
? Arrived at Spencer Street Station. Did not have directional plans from this location, but made do with the resources I had on my person.

8:00pm
? Reached 368 Victoria Street on the dot. Wore mask and ensured the badge was visible in the closes side street before entering the premises.
? Once inside, made my way directly to the bar and ordered a drink. After that, went upstairs. Upon entering, I realised I was the first to have arrived. I was greeted by both upper management operatives.

8:00pm ? 8:15pm
? In this time, made small talk with Operative Trip. Mostly about the surroundings and the mask wearing. Nothing too in depth.

8:15pm ? 8:50pm
? Operative Tosh arrived and soon after others did too. Tosh was my first opponent for the night. The game was completed in Toshes favor by approximately 8:50pm.

9:00pm ? 9:45pm
? My second game of the night was against operative Kosai. Game also lasted just under an hour to Kosai?s favor. During this match however, we were asked for any comments for Charles et al. This was all recorded for your viewing pleasure.

9:45pm - 10:00pm
? My last game of the night took place around 9:45pm. This one was against operative American Guy. The game was, in the end, decided to be a draw. We had both lost two pawns each.

10:00pm
? Upon my exit, I took note of the painting in question. The artist was ?J W Gacy?. It depicted the seven dwarfs. After taking note, I left the premises and made my way back to the closest station. Only removing the mask and badge when I deemed myself to be a safe distance away.

Report ends.

Operative Benjamin



Mr Hastings,

Included below is my report for Neurocam Assignment NTC – 5781/01.

I arrived at Prudence at 8:20pm on Wed 6th April wearing my Neurocam identifier and face mask. I was pleased to see a "Neurocam is Upstairs" sign in the front window as walking into the wrong establishment while dressed in such a manner may have lead to undesirable results (nightmares of the all too trigger-happy Victoria police and a pile of dead Internet geeks had been haunting me for some time previous).

Entering the establishment I attempted to purchase a Crown Larger to no avail. Corona also being unavailable, I settled on an Asahi and proceeded to make my way upstairs.

Reaching the top of the narrow staircase I was met by Operatives C and Trev who inquired about my Operative Name and checked to see I was wearing the Neurocam identifier.

Operative Trev was on the door that night, while C was handling a video camera and procuring drinks.

In the second room, 4 more Operatives similarly masked were already seated and in the middle of a game. After a some small talk - Did you come far? Do you know how to play? Nice Bike... - we began to play.

As there were no other Operatives free at this time, Operative C asked if I wanted a game. Accepting, even though he had pointed out he was not supposed to play that night, we sat at the closest table and began. Conversation during the match mainly involved the current choice of music and a refresher of the basic rules of play. Although C had not often played chess before, my skills not exactly being up to match level, we had a very close game. Due to numerous break during which Operative C would attend to the video camera or depart for further libations, the game took 1 hour to complete. The match ended with checkmate at 9:21pm. I emerged as the victor, pinning his King into a corner with my Rook and Queen. By the end of the match only a handful of pieces remained on the board.

By this time a number of additional Operatives had arrived and were in the midst of a game. I took the oppertunity to examine the various artworks on the walls in order to find the piece in question. In the second room of the upstairs section is an original oil painting by none other then J.W. Gacy. This piece depicts the Seven Dwarves standing by a small stream in the snow, titled "HiHo in Winter". I believe images of bloodied body parts and hacked-up torsos would have been less disturbing. Disney would be proud.

After identifying this painting, I took a break and had a brief look at the other matches in play. During this time Operative C made his way around the room, video camera in hand, recording the games and asking Operatives if they had any comments for yourself, Maxwell or Bridget. Taken by surprise by this request, as well as being exhausted from what has so far been a very long week, I did not manage to produce the witty reporte` I would have liked. In hindsight, I may have either expressed my wishes to advance within the Organisation or inquired as to if Bridget is 'hot' - hard to tell either way.

At approx. 9:35pm I was approached by Operative Trev who asked if I wanted a match. I was again aware that he was not supposed to be playing this night, but no other Operatives were available so I agreed. As before, we were both quite evenly matched. Quite a fast game, we both made a small number of poorly thought out moves and lost that majority of our pieces within the first 20 mins. At 10pm we stopped play, with little more then 2 Kings and a small number of pawns on the board. This would most likely ended in a stalemate had the game been able to progress. These was almost no conversation during this time except for a few comments on the music.

Operatives Trev and C announced that it was 10pm and those remaining upstairs began to disperse. I made my way outside and departed.

This concludes my report.

Regards,

Operative Wintermute



From: bobo3196@gmail.com
Subject: NEUROCAM ASSIGNMENT – KOSAI
Date: 7 April 2005 3:13:05 PM GMT+10:00
To: operations@neurocam.com
Reply-To: bobo3196@gmail.com

Dear Charles Hastings,

On Wednesday July 6th, at 8:00 PM, I entered put my mask on and
entered Prudence. I ordered water, thinking that it would cost me
something, but it didn't. I then proceeded upstairs to be introduced
to Operative C and Operative Benjamin. I sat down, and not long after
Operative Fraggle joined us in the room, and I accepted his challenge
to a game of chess.

We introduced ourselves, and begun. I chose Black. He started, and as
the game progressed we talked little, but here are some of the things
that were said:

<FRAGGLE> You're just trying to tempt me. I never was one to resist temptation.
<ME> Not many people can.
<FRAGGLE> I know.

<FRAGGLE> Having a good day? Bad day? So-so day?
<ME> Bad day. (I thought that he meant in the game)
<FRAGGLE> Yeah, I've had a pretty good day. A stroll and a bite to eat
in the park.

<FRAGGLE> That was an interesting move.

<FRAGGLE> Check

<FRAGGLE> Strange, I wouldn't have sacrificed a Queen myself.
<ME> Oh, I totally missed that.

<FRAGGLE> Check

<FRAGGLE> Well I haven't played chess for about 15 years now.
<ME> Heh, I don't play too often.

<FRAGGLE> Check and mate.
<ME> Ah. It was a good game though.
<FRAGGLE> Yes.

<FRAGGLE> What was your name again?
<ME> Kosai. K-O-S-A-I. Thanks.

That was about it. The outcome was that he won. I'm not sure by how
many points, but it was very onesided.

By now more Operatives had entered the room.

I got up and sat down on the lounge, waiting for a free Operative. I
noticed one walk in, and noted that he hadn't cut off his mask. This
seemed a little strange, and I hoped that he wouldn't fail just for
that. He sat down, and soon stood and exited the room. When he
returned he had cut off the bottom half of his mask, and sat down
again. I decided to challenge him to a game.

We introduced ourselves. He was Operative HandySmiles.

I took black, and he took white.

His first move was standard, king's pawn, only one square.

<ME> The pawns can move two squares, on their first turn.
<HANDYSMILES> Oh, thanks!

<HANDYSMILES> So do you play much?
<ME> Not really, you?
<HANDYSMILES> No, I haven't played for 15 years, since my dad used to
play with me. And then I couldn't really get a hit in.

<HANDYSMILES> So, this one can move this way, and that way, and this
one can move like this...
<ME> Yes, through pieces too.
<HANDYSMILES> ...Yeah, and this one moves diagonally, and these two
can move wherever they want?
<ME> No, the King can move any direction, only one square, and the
Queen can go wherever she wants.

<HANDYSMILES>Can pawns move back?
<ME> No. Only forward.

<HANDYSMILES>Can I take you now?
<ME> No, Pawns can only take things that are diagonally infront of
them, and they have to be touching.

<ME> But see here, you could take me, and vice-versa.

<HANDYSMILES> Fuck.

<HANDYSMILES> You're a good player, fuck, look how you got me here! If
I take you, you'll take me and if I don't, you can still take me.
You're good.
<ME> Heh, yeah if you move here, I take you, if you move there, same thing.

<ME> Check
<HANDYSMILES> Shit.

<HANDYSMILES> This is a great game isn't it? I don't play it much, but
shit, it's good for the mind.
<ME> Yeah, it's a very good game.

<ME> Check
<HANDYSMILES> Shit.

<ME> Checkmate.
<HANDYSMILES> ...Yeah, you got me. I can't move anywhere...
<ME> Right. If you move here, she's got you, if you moved here,
they've all got you, if you moved here, he's got you, and if you moved
there, well she and he have you. Heh. Good game.
<HANDYSMILES> Yeah, thanks, great game.

<HANDYSMILES> How would you describe the outcome?
<ME> I won, you lost. Maybe count the amount of pieces. I don't
remember how much each one was worth in points though.

That was the outcome. I won. So far I'd won one, and lost one. We then
stood up. I looked over, and there were two Operatives sitting down.

I walked over, and looked each one over. I'd had my sights on the one
on the left, Operative Benjamin. He looked so calm and in control. If
I was to be asked, I'd say he'd been with Neurocam quite some time, as
had Operative C. That is just my personal opinion though.

I challenged him to a game.

This was the single best game of Chess that I had ever played in my
life. It was breathtaking. Suspenseful. Also we didn't talk much,
until the last few moves.

I went black.

<BENJAMIN> (In reply to Operative C's question) Battleships.
Battleships instead of Chess.
<ME> (In reply to Operative C's question) No, it's all fine.

<BENJAMIN> Check (numerous times)

<ME> Check (numerous times)

<BENJAMIN> Laughter.

<ME> No, if I moved there that would be Stalemate, because the King
wouldn't be able to move, and wouldn't be in check. I'd need to move
somewhere else, to get you in check, and then get checkmate.

<ME> Checkmate.

<ME> Good game.
<BENJAMIN> Yeah.

<BENJAMIN> Heh, we only have five minutes.
<ME> Hmm, I'll try and get a quick game in.

The outcome was a win for me. A very, very good game of chess though,
and the defining moments were in the endgame.

I stood, and saw another Operative sitting where I had first sat when
I entered the room. He was wearing a full face mask, resembling the
ones from the Scream movies. I challenged him, he looked a this watch
and stood.

I chose the same table and he went black.

We introduced ourselves. He was Operative JohnRogers.

<JOHNROGERS> Time.
<ME> Who's in an advantageous position?
<JOHNROGERS> No one.

<JOHNROGERS> Thankyou.
<ME> Thanks.

The outcome was a draw, no pieces taken.

It was 10:00 PM now, and I stood, finished my drink and walked around
examining the walls for the artwork.

I found it. It was one of the paintings from the 'Hi-Ho' series by
J.W.Gacy. I believe it was "Hi-Ho In The Mine". John Wayne Gacy was
not famous for his art, as much as he was famous for murdering atleast
33 men, and given the title "The Killer Clown". His paintings became
famous after his execution and are worth thousands.

I walked out of Prudence then.

Regards,

Kosai